012. Insanity012. InsanityDoctor Delbert Doppler completed his undergraduate schooling of a double major in Chemistry and Physics in three years, his masters in Observational and Theoretical Astrophysics in one and a half, his masters in Nucleosynthesis and Astrochemistry in two, and his doctorate in Extragalactic Astrophysics in three. In all of his nineteen semesters, he's never been taught what to do in this situation.The situation being stranded on a planet no one else in the entire universe knows the location of, let alone knows exists, reduced to running and hiding out in the bryophyte-covered-sorry-excuse-for-a-home of an outdated, obsolete, ou
001. Introduction001. IntroductionThe first thing that James Hawkins notices about the Interstellar Academy is not its size, not its elegance, not even its students. No, the first thing he notices is that they have really nice automatic toilets.Having spent the better part of ten minutes in a stall relieving his nauseated guts out, Jim regrets not taking the ginger pills that his mother offered him before he left Montressor.Oh, don't get me wrong, Jim doesn't easily get motion sickness. Which is why he adamantly refused the pills in the first place. He's a solar surfer, for crying out loud! He was born to be a spacer, it's in his blood! But what he wasn